FunTank: Corporate Logo Designers Running Out of Primitive Shapes
Breaking news about a new kind of drought – Creative Directors nationwide say situation is worse than initially thought, reserves of circles and squares to be fully depleted by end of 2017.
“There are only so many circles, squares and other simple shapes available these days. It is becoming harder and harder to express a ‘Strong but Cold and Simple’ spirit within our designs,” said one corporate branding expert.
We highly recommend that all new corporations, especially tech startups, pre-order their primitive shapes in advance. At this time we can only guarantee availability for ‘small arc thingys that look like resonating radio waves.’ Diamonds, i.e. squares that have been sophistically rotated 45º, are in stock however they are going fast.
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